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Here is a selection of particularly bad jokes about all things juice - from cans to the fruits inside of them. If you don't like corny jokes, you will probably be miserable if you read this page. Otherwise, enjoy! :-)

Q. Why was Bob staring at the can of juice?

A. Because it said "concentrate!"

-Knock knock.

-Who's there?

-Orange.

-Orange who?

-Orange you going to fill the juice machines? :-)

Q. What did the banana say to the apple?

A. Nothing. Fruits don't talk.

Q. What happened to the juice factory worker who couldn't concentrate?

A. He got canned.

Q. Why did the can of grape juice cross the road?

A. To get to the other side...why else?

Submitted by Adam Engel:

Q. Why did the student get hurt when opening his/her can of juice?

A. It was Fruit Punch!

Q. Why are these juice jokes so bad and corny?

A. Most juices are made with corn syrup.

Add more jokes to this page!! If you have any particularly funny or really bad jokes about juices/fruits, email them to Steve!